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kabhi Koi Sms b Kar Dia Karo Warna,
Bhoot bankar ayenge aaj rat sapno me or sone nahi denge!
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Huby: Facebook pe update kar jaunga mai,
divorce k PAPER Tayiyar hain.
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Ladkiya boli aaj apko haar k hi dikhayengi,
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Aakhir kab mitayengi in aankho ki payas.
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Jab
Gfriend Se Shadi Karne ki Naubat ati hai..
Sayari Karna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Or Jo Ladki Apki Taraf Dekhke Hasti Nahi,
To Samjh Lo Yaro Wo Kabhi Toothpaste Karti Nahi.
Unke Kadam Jahan Jahan Padey,
Or Wo Humari Mummy Se Shikayat Karti Hai,
K Aunti Apka Beta Mitti Khaata Hai.
Nind Mujhe Apni Aur khinchti Rahi…
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh Gaya…
Aur Ek Bar Fir Yeh Genious Bina Padhe hi So Gaya …..
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Jacket Utara 53kg,
Aur ab Coin Khatam,
1 Bhikari Bola,
Tu Chalu to Rakh Coin Mai Dalunga.
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